The Aphasian:
It's about people so naturally attractive that no matter what they are wearing they're basically that "dumpy" girl in teen romantic comedies that becomes super hot as soon as she takes off her glasses and gets a hair cut. She's been hot the whole time, just hot in weird glasses. So these attractive people wear the stupidest clothes knowing they'll still be attractive but that the uglies who look up to them and try to emulate them will look like deranged homeless people. And then they laugh, oh they laugh. Because they hate you. Attractive people hate you.
