Memografía

An antivirus is like hiring a ninja security guard to keep suspicious types out of your building. Running two antiviruses is like hiring two ninja security guards to look for suspicious types, and not telling them about each other. — baka kaba at The Something Awful Forums

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Pandas can only live in a specific environment under the most careful of conditions and they eat quite possibly the most nutritionally deficient food ever, which makes NO sense for a large mammal and on top of it they can barely breed under the best conditions in the wild.

Pandas are natures D students but we keep sending them on to the next grade because they’re cute.

— via reddit.

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“Por supuesto que puede usar Wikipedia en su trabajo, pero las citas en la bibliografía tienen que apuntar a la versión impresa.” (via Wikipedia : Rob Matthews)

The least interesting man in the world. (via xkcd: Superlative)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU HAVE A METH ADDICTION CARLA.
WE’RE NOT EVEN HAVING THIS CONVERSATION BECAUSE I’M A DOG AND YOU CAN’T TALK TO DOGS. THINK ABOUT IT.
I’M NOT EVEN YOUR DOG. YOU PROBABLY STOLE ME, BECAUSE YOU’RE ON METH.
GO TO REHAB. DRY YOURSELF OUT. YOU STILL HAVE SOME TEETH LEFT.

spidoman: I don't understand fashion at all.
The Aphasian: It's about people so naturally attractive that no matter what they are wearing they're basically that "dumpy" girl in teen romantic comedies that becomes super hot as soon as she takes off her glasses and gets a hair cut. She's been hot the whole time, just hot in weird glasses. So these attractive people wear the stupidest clothes knowing they'll still be attractive but that the uglies who look up to them and try to emulate them will look like deranged homeless people. And then they laugh, oh they laugh. Because they hate you. Attractive people hate you.

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